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”These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.” ~ Sam Snead
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”I was three over……………… One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.” ~ George Brett ******************************************
”Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.” ~ Jim Murray ******************************************
”The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.” ~ Mickey Mantle ******************************************
”Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” ~ Kevin Costner ******************************************
”I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.” ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez ******************************************
”After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.” ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez ******************************************
”The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.” ~ Brian Weis ******************************************
”Swing hard in case you hit it.” ~ Dan Marino *******************************************
”My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.” ~ Lord Robertson ******************************************
”Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.” ~ Jack Benny ******************************************
”There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.” ~ Ben Hogan ******************************************
”Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best.” ~ Jack Nicklaus ******************************************
”The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.” ~ H G Wells ******************************************
”I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.” ~ Billy Graham ******************************************
”If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” ~ Bob Hope ******************************************
”While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.” ~ Henny Youngman ******************************************
”If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” ~ Jack Lemmon ******************************************
”You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.” ~ Lee Trevino ******************************************
”I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.” ~ Lee Trevino ****************************************** |
